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Tyler: "You know you wanna eat a Drow Noble."

Tyler: "If you're a goat person, you're probably gonna die."

Brian: "Two more days to play Monopoly. And win a million dollars."
Jessie: "Two more days until our anniversary. But McDonalds."

Jessie: "I got lots of opinions on other things, too. We can keep going down the list."

Brian tasting Soylent: "That's surprisingly neutral."

Jessie: "You wanna go to Disneyland? You don't even know what Disneyland is! It's the happiest place on earth. If you like being in small places with lots of people."

Tyler: "I've always depended on the incompetence of strangers."

Jessie: "I don't think the answer is drugs for everything."
Mom: "No, drugs should be used only for fun!"

Rick: "You like bodily fluids? You'll love being a parent."

Grant: "In my observation, cats are basically fur-shedding devices that mew."