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Brian: "We gotta take this country back from the Oreo lobby."

Brian: "10 ccs of Folger's."

Student: "If we figure out what brown is, we'll solve all of color scientists' problems."

Student 1: "Brown doesn't exist."
Student 2: "Whatever, scientists."

Student: "What defines something as a dog is the ability to reproduce."

Teacher: "...which is argued by using three languages, and therefore is universal."

Teacher: "Linguists tend to expand anyway, Italians even more so."

Professor Rose: "This is fun."
Student: "That depends on your definition of fun."
Professor Rose: "If you're taking a graduate course, this is your definition of fun."

Professor Rose: "The first thing you learn in linguistics is that there are no hard and fast rules."

Professor Rose: "The thing is the giant mothership that links everything."