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Mike: "Let's see if you put a live chicken in the person's pants if [the wolf] would still be a healer."
Tyler: "Steak in the pockets. Steak would be traditional."
Mike: "Steak is for lions. And sharks."
Casey: "'Cause sharks eat cows. All the time."

Tyler: "It's a golf club for golf balls that are on fire."

Patsy: "Sorry, God!"

Tracy: "That's a good thing to do: pick your nose."

Scott: "You already told me that."
Kate: "Well, I'm telling you again."

Chari: "Why was I in Fresno one year?"

"Nooo... Firefox, why?"

"A really clear delineation between 'what the hell' and 'tea and crumpets.'"

"We're doing a musical noir in 48 hours! We don't need any more challenge!"

Teacher Andy Peifer: "Oh, of course not! They won't tell you everything! That's like saying, 'Here's a bat, hit me with it!'"