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Teacher Andy Peifer: "I'd be a three-toed sloth because I'm always very deliberate in my decisions."

Teacher Andy Peifer: "Come on here. Take some responsibility for your own crotch here."

Teacher Andy Peifer: "I'm just havin' lunch! With my parabolic sound devices."

Teacher Andy Peifer: "We moved from reconnaisance to stalking."

Teacher Andy Peifer: "If you ain't been on an interview in a while, Mother Nature may have moved things around when you weren't looking."

Teacher Andy Peifer: "You're not in the interview going, 'Yes... of course.' You're like Jack Nicholson."

Teacher Andy Peifer: "Hopefully you don't look like that, like an inside-out cat."

Teacher Andy Peifer: "'Please listen carefully because our options have changed.' No they haven't! I've been calling you for six months and they haven't changed a bit! Liar!"

Teacher Andy Peifer: "I'm not robbing them of the ability to say 'no.'"

Teacher Andy Peifer: "My older sister, she lived in Denver, and she knew everything about Denver. Almost to the point of being annoying."