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Student: "The horse raced past -- the barn fell."

Professor Arvaniti: "I had to get the Little Mermaid sippy cup. Because if it had been Cars or something, it would have been confiscated by my son."

Professor Arvaniti: "One of the things we have to remember is that we're here because we're nerds."

Professor Arvaniti: "I was in Australia... a Japanese speaker talked about his machine to help Japanese speakers distinguish 'L' and 'R' and then he went on to discuss the 'anarysis' of his results."

Professor Arvaniti: "If you repeatedly don't find differences, maybe we're looking for something that doesn't exist."

Professor Arvaniti: "You see a lot of experiments where they say, 'These are the data that support my theory, and these other data I left somewhere.'"

Professor Arvaniti: "It is important that we know whether what they're doing is what we expect them to do or whether they're doing something totally dumb."

Professor Arvaniti: "If you have one person say 'window window window' and another person say 'door door door' and you do a t-test, that's not an experiment."

Student: "So when the embarrassing covert movement happens..."

Professor Moore: "Whether Transformational Grammar has evolved into a Rube Goldberg version of Transformational Grammar."