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Professor Moore: "I slept the night; I slept the sleep of the damned."

Professor Moore: "Yeah, we're making lots of assumptions. If we don't, we might as well not do anything because we won't get anywhere."

Professor Moore: "Give me some possibilities that are impossible."

Student: "I'm old and liberal."
Professor Moore: "I think in this situation, it's just that you're old."

Professor Moore: "Boy, that distribution looks complimentary on you."

Professor Moore: "That's an experimental question."
Casey: "Well, I figure you have more experience."
Professor Moore: "Well, with the system I'm using, I don't have to worry about that."

Professor Moore: "Be nice to the old."

Professor Moore: "And if you ask a trained linguist, they will say, 'Well, which grammar are you assuming?' And you tell them, and they say, 'Your grammar is wrong.'"

Professor Moore: "In here we try to be mathematicians; we're not really, but we try."

Professor Moore: "Linguists love to talk about things they know nothing about."