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Plane passenger: "I can't fly a plane on playstation, let alone in real life."

"A third of LA is factually covered in cars."

"You have a friend? I'm shocked."
"I know. And you're gonna be shocked every night next week until midnight."

"Don't get your heart broken."
"It happens."
"It happens to pussies."

"We've got a criminal mastermind over here."
"Or a crazy glue enthusiast."

"It's kind of really fucking cold."

"You say weird; I say fun."

"Back to your closet, QA man!"

Teacher: "One thing you need to know--or two things you need to know--actually, there's a whole bunch of things you need to know."

Teacher: "You're not going to be ripping anything off, because everyone's going to be doing the same thing. There's no secret designs."