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Ian: "I'm not groping her until I know what I'm doing."

Ian: "I am unfamiliar with dragon physiology, apparently."
Tyler: "Or a little too familiar."

Niko: "Ha! I tricked you with my cheesy poofs!"

Tyler: "It's not only warm, it feels weird."
Niko: "Like Florida?"

Tyler: "You can't be tyrant over undead. It's like being tyrant over a toaster."

Tyler: "No, I'm eating a good tentacle! It makes me a paladin!"
Ian: "I'm a tentacle of sunshine and rainbows!"

Niko: "He's the guy in the RPG who, when you right click on him, says, 'dot dot dot.'"
Tyler: "Not only do I not have anything to say, I'm Japanese!"

Rick: "Amnesia Stone. 'What's this?' 'I dunno.'"

Rick: "So I think the obvious less that we learned from that was, 'Destroy everything you can -- it will be to your benefit later.'"

Rick: "Kids these days. You turn your back on them for a few minutes and they build a throne out of corpses."