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Professor Moore: "I just realized that I'm pretty fluent in Spanish, but I don't know the word for 'sober.'"

Professor Moore: "What's the most famous existential sentence?"
Student 1: "There is..."
Student 2: "There is no god?"

Professor Moore on the day the midterm was due: "No homework, obviously, because that would be unpopular."

Professor Moore: "It's not clear what he does, other than go on NPR."

Professor Moore: "That is a grammatical sentence. You wouldn't get a Pulitzer Prize."

Student 1: "Gophers need Case."
Student 2: "And groundhogs need generalization."

Student: "Tara is raining on my keychain."

Casey: "The director keeps... a mistress."

Student 1: "There are big dogs available to us."
Student 2: "Should we need them."

Professor Moore: "Those are known as pseudo-passives. 'Pseudo' so we don't have to deal with them."