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Professor Arvaniti: "As long as we keep looking at English and comparing it to Japanese, and not going any further than that, we're not going to get very far."

Professor Arvaniti: "In the next life I will marry a rich lawyer."

Professor Arvaniti: "Okay, enough Germans doing what Germans do for fun."

Professor Arvaniti: "Why not have stars. Or little hearts."
Student: "This is Excel. This is serious business."

Professor Arvaniti: "It was me creating an English sentence versus Scott Fitzgerald -- who you gonna take?"

Professor Arvaniti: "So, if PhDs don't pan out, prison guards make more than I'm making."

Professor Arvaniti: "We're nerds -- we think cardinal vowels are funny."

Professor Arvaniti: "This is one of the great evolutionary advantages we developed. We can choke to death, but we can also speak."

Professor Arvaniti: "And you look at the studies with infants, and 50% of the infants are thrown out."
Student: "Poor things!"

Professor Arvaniti: "You cannot separate nature from nurture. They are interconnected. There is no point at which you have one without the other."