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Teacher Andy Peifer: "I might even do that on an interview. You know, give the body motion of a yellow pages book with my head on it."

Teacher Andy Peifer: "Don't go in there with dynamite wrapped around you, 'You're hiring me or I'm gonna blow us all up!'"

Teacher Andy Peifer: "Now I'm not trying to get your sympathy for the employer. I'm not up here playing the violin going, 'Oh... poor employer...'"

Teacher Andy Peifer: "What a horrible time to walk into class -- when I'm up here crying. I'm surprised he didn't just turn around and walk out."

Teacher Andy Peifer: "What the hell's wrong with you?! Don't you know I'm looking for a job!?"

Student: "I was vague on what the categories she was talking about were."
Professor Arvaniti: "I think she was, too."

Professor Arvaniti: "That's why they had to use the Japanese Quail, because of the 'R' and 'L' thing."

Professor Arvaniti: "It's difficult to stuff things into your ear but possible."

Student: "If all you have is a model, you're not necessarily doing anything interesting."

Student presentation: "Let's see how this goes because I'm overly caffinated."