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Tyler, singing: "I would do anything for loot, but I won't do that-- oh, wait, maybe I would do that too."

Tyler: "They should totally have a loot skill."

Brian: "You will glow for the next six days."
Tyler: "I've always wanted to glow for the next six days."

Tyler: "Are we doing the difficult recovery rules?"
Brian: "I don't know, I didn't read those."
Tyler: "Blah, blah, blah, you're a sadist."
Rick: "When you wake up in the morning, cut yourself."

Tyler: "Conceptually, what is 35 feet?"
Brian: "Conceptually, am I really here?"

Brian: "My thieves tool kit has a small pirate in it."

Jessie: "Ink squirts out at you. There's an octopus in the lock."

Jessie: "It's a swan with a yo-yo... made out of rubber... and there's a lizard riding it."

Tyler: "You didn't think dwarves were learning about flags and stuff! No, it's about people named Harold!"

Tyler: "There's no particular reason for you ever to be sober."