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Isaac: "What do you make [kumquats] with?"
Ryan: "Kumquat tree."

Ryan: "La Jolla Shores is like a box of chocolates."

Ryan: "It's funny how 'meeting' rhymes with 'beating'."

Ryan: "My thoughts are controlled by my brain as well!"
Isaac: "Are you sure about that?"

Ryan: "Frickin' Ben-ass-Franklin would be out there flying a kite right now."

Ryan: "You have to be able to pull a diamond out of your ass at any given moment."

Ryan: "I think Drew's setting the record for 'loudest chew.'"

Ryan: "If I had a beer for every time I heard, 'You know, you're right!' I would be the richest guy ever."

Ryan: "Fuck this butter."

Ryan: "Your translucent pink legs are creeping me out."