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Marlene: "After all this shit, I want my pony."

Kent: "Oh, the hamster!! Hamsters sell like crazy, you have no idea!"

Dana: "Something about people seeing different things?"
Kent: "Some people see dead people."

Isaac: "Zombie Stripper Bikini. It was my #1 recommended movie on Netflix. It was like, 'You want to watch this.' I was like, 'Yes, yes I do!'"

Isaac: "I'm not authentic. I'm like Del Taco Mexican."

Tammy: "Is there like a leadership meeting or something right now?"
Mike Z.: "If there is, I'd like to know about it."

Isaac: "I can juggle ten elephants and run!"

Isaac: "I'm not Japanese; I'm just hung over!"

Dana: "Don't mix your metaphors. If it smells fishy, set the fish on fire."

Tammy: "We're not gonna fight Universal. Their symbol is the globe."