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Kent: "It's the ten-pound gorilla in the room."

Kent: "I can throw these away, right?"
Dana: "No, you have to take them to a special place."
Kent: "Like the trash can in my office where nobody's looking."

Kent: "Baseball and booty go together!"

Isaac: "Sometimes I feel, Cassandra, that half of what you say I can put on the grumpy cat photo."

Spencer: "Cassandra, you're not giving me enough credit. I can break this even more."

Marlene: "If you can't get a job, start your own business."

Kent: "Oh, you're just polishing the turkey!"

Jenn M.: "My mom won't pay with a credit card or a debit card, because she's so afraid of fraud."
Tammy: "Does she make fire with sticks?"

Jenn M.: "No one's going to steal that car with four kids in it! No one wants four kids!"

Isaac: "It creates a butter-smooth user interface... that variable is the latex glove."