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Ryan: "You have a beer, Matt?"
Matt: "Yeah, I had one."
Ryan: "You're not Mormon, are you? You can have two, right?"

Ryan: "Get out of my way! I have a Mercedes! I am im-por-TANT."

Ryan: "She needs a cheeseburger and about a week in the sun."

Ryan: "If I was on a plane and just screamed for four hours, they wouldn't allow it. I'd get arrested."

Ryan: "I'll make use of this sometime never."

Ryan: "You can't ride two horses with one ass."

Ryan: "You'll never hear me say 'I want more words.'"

Ryan: "I haven't been serious since 1994... back when hip-hop was cool."

Ryan: "I'm gonna make like a leaf--"

Ryan: "There's bugs that could bench-press 300 pounds!"