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Tyler: "If all it takes is one person standing you up to turn you evil, you were evil to begin with."
Brian: "No."
Tyler: "Oh, you make a persuasive argumint that you are a good guy and I should let you slaughter me. Not!"

Tyler: "Usually when I attack someone, people are like, 'No, don't set them on fire. They're the innkeeper or whatever.'"

Amanda: "I was gonna say, that's the nice part of town?"
Rick: "Yeah, the thugs wear pants here."

Tyler: "He says we're his best friends because we did him a favor and he wants us out of town because he wants nothing of it."

Rick: "What's so great about this city?"
Tyler: "It's filled with statues of naked dudes!"

Tyler: "Although a level 21 beard could probably kill us all."

Tyler: "Maybe his beard doesn't give him a bonus to knowledge: monster check."

Brian: "Who the hell do you think you are?"
Tyler: "I'm really drunk."
Brian: "Drunk? Girl, you don't know what drunk is!"
Tyler: "Girl? I didn't think I was still a girl."

Brian: "He picks up an object -- it doesn't say what it is -- and hurls it at you."

Brian: "So no one's gonna visit my brothels? I was gonna affect you guys with STDs!"