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Tyler: "Don't make me use the rulebook."

Rick: "He spends hours each night trying to light water on fire."
Tyler: "One of these days. I'm only level three."

Brian: "A halfling dressed in servant's clothing..."
Tyler: "I loot it."
Jessie: "A naked halfling."

Brian: "There are some runes on the floor."
Tyler: "I lick them."
Brian: "What?"
Tyler: "I investigate them."
Brian: "In the traditional sense?"

Brian: "There's picking up the machine and 'picking up' the machine."

Tyler: "Bigby's Exterminating Hand."
Casey: "Smack! Smack! Smack!"

Tyler: "I have a +1 reach with my staff. If you know what I mean."

Amanda: "I try to hit on the tree things."
Tyler: "Knock on wood?"

Tyler: "I'm totally resistant to that, right? Right?"

Amanda: "I'm a dwarf."
Rick: "No you're not."
Amanda: "Anyways, I like caves."