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Panelist: "You're a vengeance ballerina robot?"

Panelist: "So it's like Wheel of Fortune with a gun?"

Panelist: "I play with myself enough."

Panelist: "It's a procrastination simulator."

Panelist: "I understand where the slacking is, but where is the hashing? Are you a cop?"

Panelist 1: "Why is the pig killing the horses?"
Panelist 2: "Did you ever read Animal Farm?"

Panelist: "The media paints the computer as a nightmare box to terrify the elderly."

Panelist 1: "It's not cut and dry. But then again, what is?"
Panelist 2: "Toast. Toast is cut and dry."

Panelist: "Gaming as a lifestyle is when you no longer have time to play games, you just talk about them."

Panelist 1: "And a lot of people who hate Martha Stewart."
Panelist 2: "And I'm one of them. Sorry, Martha. I love your cupcakes, but seriously."