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Panelist 1: "Can't we just set the..."
Panelist 2: "No!"
Panelist 1: "Okay."

Panelist: "Clean up code! That wouldn't have gotten done in an hour. Sometimes that doesn't get done before shipping!"

Panelist: "If you don't have a board, then why are you drawing, you arrogant ass."

Panelist: "That's the basis of any good game, two sprites that move around and shoot each other."

Panelist: "The 'M' is magical, not the pixels. You're crazy."

Panelist: "Seems like if you're dead, you shouldn't be allowed to move."
Audience: "Zombies!"

Panelist 1: "Is that retarded? Does that make sense?"
Panelist 2: "Is what retarded?"
Panelist 1: "I don't know! Hooray!"

Panelist: "Maybe that was Visual parentheses assistant."

Panelist: "We'll just assume that it was a very complicated way of writing capital 'I.'"

Panelist: "I guess the power of minus totally backfired."