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Panelist: "When I was on the playground, all the other kids would play cowboys and indians, and I got my friends to play Greek gods versus Egyptian gods."

Panelist: "The princess is not gonna save herself."

Panelist: "I've been studying this for 20 years. You haven't, so shut up."

Panelist: "This is the United States, I don't want to get sued."

Panelist: "Minecraft is kind of like an autism simulator."

Panelist: "The science doesn't scare me that these kids are going to turn into prostitute-murdering thieves."

Panelist: "I'm sorry if the truth offends you."

Panelist: "You have to have oxygen and you have to have water. You do not have to have Grand Theft Auto."

Panelist: "We should be a lot more boob-neutral and gun-hating."

Audience member: "I like the idea of sinking France."