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Panelist: "In an ideal game, you bring yourself and your smile, maybe some pants."

Panelist: "Awesome! I know the truename of spoons!"

Panelist: "I barely know how to tie my shoes with magic."

Panelist: "Augury spells that really kick the crap out of Google."

Panelist: "It's easier to say, 'Okay, you're back alive, quit whining.'"

"You still tall?"
"Yeah, I'm keeping it up. It was working for me."

Panelist 1: "Do you have any advice for hopeful RPG designers?"
Panelist 2: "Run, run you fools!"
Panelist 3: "You have no idea what you're getting into."

Panelist: "I was the first boyfriend he introduced to his family. Which is always scary. Especially when I find out his father was a two-time Olympic gold medalist. And the story wouldn't be funny if it wasn't in shooting."

Panelist: "[Sex is] the ultimate co-op experience."

Panelist: "It's digital Viagra."