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Rick: "Loot! I'm sure the bug was wearing a wristwatch or something."

Rick: "I roll diplomacy to nod back. Do I succeed?"
Brian: "Your head falls off."

Amanda: "23 bluff."
Rick: "I too am an ankheg."

Rick: "Carrier pigeon? 'There was this guy. He stole pants!'"

Rick: "They call me the Bug Smasher of the North Road."

Rick: "We do all kinds of damage."
Brian: "Like the Baskin Robbins of pain."

Tyler: "Yes, we are often called on to murder people."
Brian: "'Murder' is such a harsh term."
Tyler: "We prefer 'slaughter.'"

Jessie: "What is your name, random person?"
Brian: "I prefer to leave names out of this."
Tyler: "You don't know what your name is, do you."

Tyler: "Let's investigate what the inside of your skull looks like. It's all icky, just as I suspected. Must be a bad guy."

Rick: "'Deliver pain?' Return to sender!"