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Ryan: "What font size is that? It's clown shoe."

Ryan: "Check In! Can't you see that I'm a button?! Click me, motherfucker!"

Tammy: "The Europeans are asking me about it."
Ryan: "Tell them they can go guzzle a baguette. Tell them not to flip their beret."

Ryan: "What happens if you drink this whole thing? Do you turn invisible?"

Ryan: "I will show you my human foot in your robot ass."

Ryan: "I'm not a shoe guy. Ideally, I'd never have to wear pants, either."

Isaac: "Do you know what kind of dog that is, Ryan?"
Ryan: "A small to medium dog."

Ryan: "CON-tent doesn't necessarily equal con-TENT."

Ryan: "Their designer - I hope his eye condition gets better."

Ryan: "I'd rather ask than to hang your guys's cheese in the wind."