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Ryan: "Oh my God, fucking banner ads. Load the fucking page. I mean - shucks!"

Tyler: "'Hey parents, what's the deal with you?' 'I'm a clam!' 'Not again!'"

Tyler: "Mages are usually flammable. I've found that most problems are."

Tyler: "An avalanche hammer. You could tie it to your stick."
Rick: "Then I'd have reach! That's how that works, right?"

Tyler: "Maybe it's already on fire. It's an external combustion engine."

Tyler: "You are too a monster. You did that octave thing! Don't even pretend you didn't do that octave thing."

Tyler: "We have a hammer and fire."
Rick: "Take two of these and call me in the morning."
Tyler: "Use minimum effective dose. Do not use more than 6 in a 24 hour period."

Jessie: "I'm sorry that your mother looks like a horse's ass."
Rick: "And you inherited it. It's probably because she's a whore."

Rick: "We were told you were a bad guy."
Brian: "What is bad?"
Rick: "You."

Jessie: "I do an 8 heal check on him."
Brian: "Ooh!!"
Tyler: "You were supposed to do a heal check, not grab his ass."