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Amanda: "I try to find a rabid cow."
Brian: "A dire cow."
Tyler: "A dire cow would be scary. 'Drink my milk or die!!'"

Rick: "All right let's burn down their house."

Tyler: "And this is the cow's bedroom."

Rick: "I'm a renaissance gnoll."

Tyler: "Somebody should commission a portrait of 'Defender, Doing His Job.'"

Brian: "Liver falls out."
Tyler: "What does that even do?"

Rick: "These gates were made by Halfling Ambush Corp."

Brian: "Stop killing these guys!"
Jessie: "Well I didn't know it was gonna be so awesome."

Rick: "It's a pain khopesh. As opposed to my massage khopesh."

Brian: "That was close."
Rick: "Not really."
Brian: "Says you."
Rick: "No one even went down."
Brian: "I did! They knocked me over!"
Rick: "From here it looked like you tripped."