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Rick: "We have this extra spiral staircase, but it's only one story. Where do you want it?"

Amanda: "I offer him a cookie instead."
Tyler: "I will take that cookie. And your flesh."
Casey: "But the cookies have raisins!"

Tyler: "Two of them are gray wolves and one is a goblin."
Brian: "A ranger or a druid would be like, 'Down, dogs!'"
Jessie: "'What's up, dawg?'"

Amanda: "I block with a cookie."

Brian: "I challenge you to a pit fight! No weapons!"
Amanda: "Just armpits."

Brian: "I take the throne and put it in my backpack."

Tyler: "Lots and lots and lots of eyes. Every scale is an eyelid."
Brian: "The iDragon. Steve Jobs's new creation."

Rick: "As it dries you can make a staircase out of dried blood."

Rick: "All right, let's shake down some elderly ladies for money."

Jessie: "A rat-sized spider? That's pretty big to a halfling."
Rick: "You could ride it. Put a saddle on it."
Tyler: "It's small, so it's the same size as you."
Rick: "You could see eye to eye. To eye. To eye."