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Brian: "You drop 50 feet."
Jessie: "How many Libraries of Congress is that?"

Jessie: "It's like a kilogram. It's always the same -- as much as something."
Tyler: "France."

Brian: "It's a kobold made of pure awesome."

Jessie: "Blazing Meat Pie of Doom! Eldritch Meat Pie. Tide of Meat Pie."

Tyler: "They have loot but I don't know what it is."
Jessie: "That's the best kind of loot. Mystery loot."

Brian: "You could minor twice. You could brush your teeth and comb your hair."

Jessie: "Go kick their asses. I'll be back here cheering you on."
Rick: "Aren't you melee?"
Jessie: "Actually, no."
Tyler: "She goes both ways."

Brian: "How can I learn the ways of Kord?"
Tyler: "Every day at dawn I will hit you with an axe until you learn to get out of the way. Oh, wait, that's a different god."

Amanda: "This would be a good time for me to -- um -- dismember people."

Jessie: "Aww, it's sad. And tasty at the same time."