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Rick: "I will roll endurance because reading is boring."

Brian: "Was the death of your original engineer suspicious in any way?"
Tyler: "Well, he was torn apart by demons."
Brian: "Is that common in the palace?"
Tyler: "Not as uncommon as we would like."

Brian: "We have a powerpoint."
Tyler: "You only have one slide and it says 'loot.' You keep pointing at it."

Tyler: "The bird claw rakes you."
Amanda: "Claw RAPES?"
Tyler: "No, that comes later."

Tyler: "Touched by a tentacle."

Tyler: "We are brothers in houseness, not in blood."

Tyler: "I think they will pay a princely sum for my return."
Rick: "I don't think you're worth that much."
Tyler: "Well then they will pay a paltry sum for my return."
Amanda: "What is this about poultry?"

Rick: "You are worth one chicken."

Tyler: "Yeah, he's like evil, as a hobby."

Jessie: "I think the dragon was looking for food. I think it made the maps."