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Rick: "There's more traffic in that guy's pockets than at the train station."

Rick: "Cauterize it with the effigy."

Tyler: "He's got a swim speed--"
Amanda: "He's got a swimsuit?"
Jessie: "And it's stylish."

Tyler: "'I'll show you my permit!' He rummages through his bag and pulls out a random object."
Amanda: "TMI! TMI!"

Tyler: "Blaugh-bleh bleah."
Rick: "Diplomacy!"

Tyler: "Hey, you ever been with two zombies before? You'll never forget it!"

Jessie: "The thing I like about dating zombies is they're always interested in my brains."

Tyler: "The zombie hand never tells me I'm wrong. He never argues with me. And he's always ready to give me a back rub."

Tyler: "The grafitti basically says, 'Goblins was here.' 'Meat pies are ours.'"

Tyler: "If they had actually angered the meat pie union, they would be gone. And there would be lots of cheap meat pies, if you know what I mean."