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Rick: "Like a kid in a dismemberment store."

Rick: "It was manly candy like peanut brittle."

Rick: "Sprinkle monsters are the paragons of veracity."

Brian: "...But, no! Mr. Fudge Dude kept spraying his fudge all over my people!"

Jessie: "I never thought of that. But I guess that's a common problem. Competing carnivorous old ladies."
Rick: "The real estate agent says this is prime children-snatching property."

Tyler: "One cupboard is filled with bags of dirt, conveniently enough."
Rick: "Oh, yeah. Jackpot."

Rick: "Tie him up with my patented four-day knots."

Jessie: "Yeah, I didn't like those gnats. They were as big as me."
Tyler: "And remember when two of them tried to carry you off?"

Brian: "Your mom's pitiful."
Tyler: "I know."

Tyler: "Cause we're all disguised as cows."