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Amanda: "Something about Rick's lap hypnotizes her."

Brian: "You look like you could handle yourself."
Tyler: "Sure, I handle myself all the time."

Tyler: "Your mother's eggs are oddly-shaped!"
Rick: "Ooh! Burn."

Tyler: "Reward or sword! That's my motto!"

Tyler: "Loot or shoot."

Rick: "Supply or die."

Brian: "It's like playing with a cactus."
Tyler: "That hates you."

Casey: "Does he have whips and chains?"
Rick: "Yeah, you have to earn the title of Dungeon Master."

Jessie: "He's singing a song to Kord. 'Kill, kill, kill. Blood, blood, blood.'"

Casey: "Your beard dodges nimbly out of the way."
Rick: "I've been training for this moment!"