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Rick: "That holy symbol."
Brian: "He doesn't wear a holy symbol."
Jessie: "He was pointing at your arm."
Brian: "It is rather magnificent."

Rick: "Amulet of Seduction."
Amanda: "This isn't the time."

Brian: "How is a run-down temple in the middle of nowhere worth anything to you?"
Rick: "Well, I just put up some new drapes..."

Tyler: "No, the mass of rabbits does not have a ranged attack."

Brian: "I have a nice, fuzzy rabbit fur cloak with eyes still on."

Tyler: "Obviously they are adapted to a different environment than we're used to--one with masses of carrots lying around everywhere."

Brian: "Darwin would have a problem with that."
Jessie: "God would have a problem with that."

Amanda: "I'm not squeezing him, I promise!"

Jessie: "It shouldn't be easy for you! I mean, I had to study for years to become a vampire! It's not like it just happened."
Rick: "Well, my roommate was a vampire, so I picked some of it up."

Jessie: "I guess I just have the DM's touch, so I crit a lot."
Rick: "I guess if you go outside and your tires are slashed, you're doing your job."