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Tyler: "You will be destroyed by the bones of your own ancestors!"
Rick: "My ancestors didn't live around here."
Tyler: "We... imported them."
Rick: "That must have been expensive."
Tyler: "You have no idea."

Rick: "We should destroy this. I don't feel like giving anyone the finger."

Tyler: "I'll put my human mark on you. Zip!"

Brian: "It's like stabbing a halfling in a barrel. Should get a bonus."

Jessie: "I am a naked halfling."
Brian: "No, you have a barrel."

Casey: "You can't spell 'coward' without 'K-O-R-D.'"
Brian: "That's... wrong, isn't it?"

Brian: "Can I subdue him? I want to subdue him and torture him. For information."
Rick: "You're not unaligned."

Jessie: "No, my spreadsheet's better. I'm like an accountant warden."

Brian: "You get a plus two if they sneezed recently."

Jessie: "This is like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory but with meat."