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Tyler: "Oh, I forgot. I kill you."

Brian: "So I walk into the temple. What happens?"
Tyler: "The rest of the joke?"

Jessie: "The ooze just has some unsigned traveler's checks."

Brian: "Will the beds light us on fire when we lie down in them?"
Rick: "Why is this bed soaked in gasoline?"
Amanda: "At least it'll be warm."

Rick: "Well her full name is Scent of Lilacs and Blood."

Jessie: "I've put a cloak over and a bonnet on my dragon."
Rick: "That's not suspicious at all!"

Jessie: "You know, for an extra 5 gold we could have our mage prestidigitate [clean] you."
Tyler: "'Whoa, that sounds dangerous! No thanks!' Alternate punchline: 'No thanks. You're not my type.'"

Jessie: "Look buddy. Either you tell us which way to go or my grandmother eats you."

Casey: "I'm wearing a bucket on my head. I can't see."
Rick: "Oh, wait, it's a prescription bucket! I can see!"

Jessie: "I need to go use the little halfling's room! I'll be right back!"