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Jessie: "Real men don't look at explosives."

Brian: "The portal opens. Orcus steps out. 'Teach you to go off the rails!'"

Jessie: "'Dear hydra...' It ate the note! And my arm!"

Jessie: "I'm Dain. Kill, kill kill."
Rick: "I'm a super big tool."
Brian: "It's not my fault! He's a paladin; that's how they're supposed to be!"

Brian: "Well, it'd be like if somebody threw a lot of eyeballs in your eyes, it'd still hurt."

Tyler: "The mound of salt was listening too closely to the gibbering mouther."
Jessie: "'I trusted you to tell me what to do!'"

Brian: "We found this tome that discusses the circular nature of time, and if you go back in time far enough, you end up in the future."

Tyler: "It's a six-legged creature with no head, and it's covered in blades. It doesn't seem to be designed for dialogue."
Rick: "It's designed for hugs."

Tyler: "I know this nice young forged couple. They just had a toaster."

Tyler: "Yes. And that encounter walks off."