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Jessie: "This party of adventurers needs to write more shit down."

Tyler: "There's a scary looking statue."
Brian: "Near the edge of the roof?"
Rick: "Does it look fragile? Is it egg-shaped?"

Brian: "You! Little halfling thief! Come back here! I'm going to haul you off to the... local... constable! For stealing my... shoes!"

Tyler: "Immolate the Unclean. On you."
Rick: "You look the dirtiest."

Jessie: "You don't need breakfast when you can feast on the butter of justice!"

Rick: "I'm Sir Paladin of Smitington!"

Rick: "What loot did you get this level? Well, I got a pretty powerful weapon called The Sun. It's very effective. You can only use it once. It's consumable."

Amanda: "It just seems like you pimp out our rogue a lot."

Brian: "I am the square master."

Rick: "Deflect Attention!"
Tyler: "Critically deflected!"
Jessie: "Oh my god the pope!"