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Ian: "I want a giant snake as a riding lizard."
Rick: "You should get two, one for each foot."

Rick: "This keyhole is shaped like a steak!"

Ian: "I can just picture our characters standing around... all of them looking at Three like it's his fault."
Casey: "Well, it would be."

Amanda: "Don't put your crotch on the fire."
Ian: "I ride the flame!"
Rick: "I don't have my ass slot filled yet!"

Ian: "Never come in here again; you're too stupid to shop!"

Tyler: "No! I am the most suspicious!"

Rick: "Give me six hours. While I sleep in this alley."

Rick: "I don't actually defecate in wolf form."
Tyler: "Perfectly efficient."

Rick: "Love at first assembly."

Ian: "I now pronounce you man and brain cell."