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Rick: "It's hard to make a contract with a brain cell."
Tyler: "In theory it would be easier than a liver cell."

Tyler: "I don't think any plan that includes, 'hide in gnoll feces' is a good one."

Tyler: "Pimp your warforged."

Tyler: "I am an ancient spirit of nature. I have been summoned to help you defeat your enemies. And also apparently to satisfy your hunger. It is the circle of life. There is nothing undignified about it."
Amanda: "Shut up and cook faster."

Tyler: "So, you are here to be destroyed, yes?"
Rick: "No, are you?"
Tyler: "Of course not."
Rick: "Then we have something in common."

Tyler: "The storm abashai attempts to sting your ankle."
Amanda: "Stain me?"
Tyler: "No, sting, like a scorpion."
Casey: "He's gonna pour dye on you. That'll never come out!"

Rick: "Pig flank."
Amanda: "Flank of the pig!"

Rick: "He's really stupid."
Tyler: "His mother doesn't think so."
Rick: "Because she's really stupid too."

Ian: "A golem made from the spirit of failure."
Rick: "I knew I shouldn't have made that golem out of baby fat!"

Tyler: "Are you gonna ignore me? What? Are you gonna ignore me?..."
Amanda: "Mace to face."