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Amanda: "We're in a giant bowl of Cheerios!"
Tyler: "Are you the Cheerios or the milk?"
Amanda: "That's hard. The spoon."
Rick: "There is no spoon."
Amanda: "Doh."

Jessie: "He's too big for me, and not made out of rubies. So, what's the draw?"

Jessie: "I'll take it. You never know when you might need silverware to make a trap."

Tyler: "He's a Human Murderer."
Amanda: "Good thing I'm not a human."

Jessie: "Blinding Barrage."
Amanda: "I thought you said 'Blinding Bras.'"
Jessie: "Neither of you can see because halfling boobs are scary."

Tyler: "You have to hit people to learn things."
Rick: "It's a disability, really. You wouldn't want to be against disabled people, would you? Let me punch you."

Tyler: "'Our masters are The Hand of the...' I need to make a name for them, don't I."

Tyler: "When I talk about sunset, I mean sunset."

Tyler: "Yes, we work for Gumby. He works for Captain Planet..."
Jessie: "Gonna take your hit points down to zero."

Tyler: "You're now half fire elemental. The other half doesn't appreciate it."