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Casey: "Soylent Ham is gnomes!"
Jessie: "So, who cares? The other white meat."

Brian: "No! My... whatever..."

Tyler: "This is a beholder that collected ham sandwiches."
Casey: "Are you hungry?"
Tyler: "Maybe, what makes you say that?"

Tyler: "Wow, did you fail to grab a petrified guy?"

Rick: "Erdan will serenade you with how awesome Erdan is."

Tyler: "I can make time slow down."
Rick: "This conversation is proof of that effect."

Jessie: "I was getting tired of this whole rogue thing anyway."

Tyler: "The best idea ever!"
Brian: "I'll write a letter to the pope now."

Tyler: "There was once a race of swan-headed people--"
Rick: "Those guys are dicks."

Jessie: "But I have a 17 in Thievery, which is pretty much like a degree in nuclear engineering."