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Tyler: "It's a long, boring, fairly uneventful trip except when you go zombie sniping."

Ian: "Eat me for a 1up, baby!"

Ian: "Oh my god. You sick monkey."

Ian: "You can never have enough rocket launchers. I want a rocket launcher that shoots rocket launchers!"

Tyler: "That was -- terribad."

Tyler: "What do you call it when a thug gains an audience with the empress?"
Jessie: "Sexual harrassment?"

Rick: "Yes, well once they hear my side of the story, it becomes the only side of the story."

Tyler: "Who are you working for?"
Jessie: "Who do you think I'm not working for?"

Tyler: "He actually catches it. To everyone's surprise. Including his."
Casey: "He's so surprised that he drops it."
Everyone: "BOOM!"
Tyler: "New campaign! You can start anywhere except in the University District, which no longer exists."

Rick: "You can call it Holy Fire if you want. I think it might be better called Erdan's Fire."