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Casey: "Well there aren't any martial controllers."
Ian: "There is now! Door-o-mancer!"

Tyler: "I guess if any enemy's gonna roll a critical, it might as well be on climb. On turn 10 of the battle. To get to the battle."

Tyler: "There are already plans for Kaolin's airship."
Ian: "What's it made out of? Concrete?"
Amanda: "Ale."

Tyler: "It's sort of like saying, 'I want to iron my shirt with a car!'"

Rick: "Three deposited a few coins in his pants."

Tyler: "I'll just leave that there for your imagination."
Ian: "I hate you."

Ian: "But I'm trying to destroy reality here by drinking ale."

Ian: "We do not want to create the magical apocalypse here."

Rick: "Well, we're underground, so we're already in a tomb."

Rick: "Kaolin, duck!"
Ian: "Are you implying that I'm short?"
Casey: "No, we're implying that you're a duck!"