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Casey: "I would have to roll a 27 on the die."

Ian: "Arr... get up off your fat arse. And this time you are on your fat, bony arse."
Rick: "Um."

Ian: "Yeah, dude, let's totally trade! You can take the big one I got, and I'll take the little one you got!"
Rick: "But his wife will make it bigger!"

Rick: "It crashed into a bunch of mushroom children."
Tyler: "The bad ones."
Ian: "We be weedin' out the root of evil."

Ian: "Sorry, man, the shrooms give me gas."
Amanda: "That you smoke."

Rick: "Why are the best attacks always coming out of his butt?"

Amanda: "Like, slip him a shroom so we can get his box!"

Casey: "So they have a lot to deal with."
Rick: "And one of the coping mechanisms is being an asshole."

Ian: "Thank the goddess for my fat bottom."
Amanda: "'Thank the goddess of my fat bottom'?"
Rick: "I sat on her once; she's down there somewhere."

Ian: "Abe Lincoln's in town, baby!"