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Ian: "So when I come over to that tree and water it with my dwarf juice, I won't hit you."

Tyler: "There are many things that 'dwarf juice' could be, all of them bad."

Tyler: "He's missing some important parts, but they're growing back."

Ian: "This looks like Cirque du Soleil gone wrong."

Tyler: "Kobolds are not exactly the brightest peas in the rutabega."

Amanda: "Liver!!"

Amanda: "I also did that today! Whee! Dayquil!"

Rick: "Attack the bloodied guys."
Amanda: "But, Kaolin's bloodied!"

Ian: "In Thor's name!"
Casey: "Moradin."
Ian: "Insert deity's name here! I be drunk!"

Tyler: "Unfortunately he has a mace so he can't stab himself."
Amanda: "He swings and hits himself in the eye and dies."