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Kid: "They're like dominoes."
Other kid: "You're like dominoes."

Mom: "It's hard to speak up with an older woman. You know that with your mother."

Amanda: "I think we watched all the trains."
Rick: "No, they all just look alike. That's racist!"

Nikki: "Your children are so cute, it hurts my uterus."

Mom: "Smarter people live longer!"
Dad: "Then I should have died long ago!"

Dad: "I can die with dark hair, honey."

Jessie: "Canada? It's a state. It's a cow?"

Tyler: "Cat with a carrot in its butt."

Brian: "Man with a curly penis. Musical penis flute."

Casey: "It's a strawberry with windows."