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Panelist: "Just like any creative endeavor, when you first start, you suck. And that's okay."

Panelist: "Everything's better with cephalopods."

Panelist: "Actually, not anymore. Now she's known for killing puppies. With Tupperware."

Panelist: "Has there ever been a magic system based on sewage?"

Panelist 1: "The first thing I think about is, what could possibly go wrong?"
Panelist 2: "That's what our marriage is based on."

Panelist: "I never want to see a door closing [in a film]. Unless you're killing someone with the door."

Audience member: "You broke the panel."

Overheard: "Who needs bras? It's Dragoncon."

Woman to Girl 1: "You're something else."
Girl 2: "Not like my brother. He's something-something-something."

Tyler: "Keg of tequila: ideas that sounded good at the time."