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Kelly: "Okay, now I feel a little bit better. And I look as stupid as before, so win/win."

Kelly: "Okay. The jokes don't get much better, so you might as well learn to laugh now."

Kelly: "By the way, running an event on pain medication when you're already warped-- it gets rid of all your filters. And my filters are already frayed. I was told I was funny. I have no recollection."

Kelly: "Of course, 'Oh, that's wrong' is a common refrain at Dragoncon."

Kelly: "We have the return of camera bot... and just to add a certain amount of random chaos, it will be driven by a seven year old."

Panelist 1: "My husband gets a little nervous when I bring sharp pointy things to bed."
Panelist 2: "Richard knows I would never stick him with a sword or knitting needle."
Panelist 1: "Mine does not."

Panelist: "Sting--the musician, not the sword--"

Panelist 1: "Can I tell the story about the...?"
Panelist 2: "Yes."

Panelist: "You really don't want a bathroom that has no door. You really don't want a staircase that doesn't go all the way to the top."

Panelist: "I don't have time to not finish. Because then I don't get paid. And I don't get food. And I like food."