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Panelist: "While I am working on it, each book is the worst thing I've ever written."

Panelist: "I don't want to put pants on. That's too much work."

Panelist: "You get ten writers in a room, you're gonna get twelve opinions."

Panelist 1: "Michael Jordan once palmed my head like a basketball."
Panelist 2: "Something to aspire to."

Panelist: "Because kinky is using a feather; perverted is using the whole bird."

Panelist: "We are wholesale dealers in ass glue."

Panelist: "It's a hierarchy of nagging."

Panelist 1: "You want to reward the reader; you don't want to punish the reader."
Panelist 2: "No, you do!"

Panelist: "Go 3PO, but never go Jar-Jar."

Panelist: "There's this very important technique they have called 'dick jokes'."