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Justin: "Does anybody have any beefs with that? I don't."

Justin: "I'm not offended if you ask for a piece of staff paper. I'm only offended if you ask for a piece of staff paper every single time."

Justin: "Damn kid! Writin' that hard music!"

Justin: "Staff paper is like graph paper, but it's graphing sound."

Justin: "Whenever I get to music this sloppily written, it makes me want to perform it sloppily."

Tyler's version of Pascal's wager: "I will give you infinitely many sandwiches if you give me $50."

Tyler playing Fallout 4: "Is this gun awesome, or do you guys just suck?"

Kelly: "Charles, put your wig back on and get ready to go. Things you don't hear every day."

Kelly: "It used to drive straight, now it doesn't? That seems to be a common problem."

Kelly: "The ten year old is driving the thirty pound bot with the CO2-powered pickax."